What is the wulfeater, you ask?

Well hello there!

"What is the wulfeater," you ask? Well you see, the wulfeater serves a vital role in Cleveland. Men come at night, while their families sleep, to have a little play. It’s our duty, it’s in our DNA. If men didn't have an outlet like this to blow off a little steam, who knows... Nuclear holocaust I imagine.

the wulfeater nurtures...touches us in ways we haven't felt since we were suckled at our mother's breast. This establishment, and others like it, are the glue that holds this society together by caring for the most valiant men of Cleveland.

I want you to enjoy your stay at the wulfeater. But remember, every thing has a price.

Cordially,

Mr. Tyler

Lt. Chief Bureaucrat

Cleveland City Hall